How to make cool fire

December 31

dude awesome. i already use a fuckload of hairspray to get my sideburns at a 90 degree angel and i light up everyday so this was super easy to add a flamethrower to my daily routine. Apparently your not supposed to do it inside because its a “safety hazard” but thats bullshit its totally safe. i treid it myself see

How to summon demons

January 2

Hell yeah demons are cool. first get a piece of paper or whatever and draw your summoning circle. demons love blood and candles. you can go to a party and stab someone with a broken bottle but candles are more accessible because you can just go to the store. I used a cucumber melon one once and the deoms loved it. shits wild.

How to do a funny prank

Janurary 3

if you hit someones car hard enough you can set the alarm off and theyll be like hey what the hell and you can be like yeah i did it the fuck you gonna do about it call the cops? heh.

How to get your best friend to like you back

January 8

I think itll work idk

Update

August 14

Oh yeah I forgot i made this site until i got a charge for the domain name. ill update it tomorrow