The Ryo Temple

SELL YOUR SOUL.

Did you know it’s very easy to start an legally-recognized IRS-approved religion?* It's also easy to join one!

The Temple of Ryo believes in peace, love, and the death of all that is good and decent through manmade fiery apocalypse. Come join the family!

We’re having a sale right now! Just one soul will get you the premium membership for a year plus a complimentary bonus travel tumbler!

Please tell me more!This seems kinda sketchy.

*The Temple of Ryo is not legally recognized as a religion and is technically classified as a “cult” by non-believers.